Apologies to our readers. In the meantime, try to enjoy reality’s own civil satire.
Attention Bureaucratonians! The Washington Bureaucrat is currently under cyber attack by a massive network of zombie computers known as a botnet. As with all good government communications, this one is coming a week after the fact and it doesn’t really explain much. But from now on, whenever you see something here that’s not funny, blame the hackers. And someone please tell China that the Department of Comics is not a cabinet level agency!