NONDENOMINATIONAL
If you don’t call it Christmas
You can still have your tree
And your Rudolph
And Santa in entirety
Yes, at work you can do
Just what Jesus ordained
So long as you call it
A holiday party

CAVEAT
If HR should deplore ya
Just tack on a menorah
Oy!

CAVEAT PART 2
For colleagues neither goy nor Jew
Can’t the menorah stand in
For their holiday too?
They do have a holiday, do they not?
Why else would they go with
The faith that they got?

GIFT EXCHANGE
A ten-dollar present
Wrapped, mysterious
In contents and in origin.
Contents revealed in good time.
Origin unknown, always
For the safety of the jerk
Who gifted sticky notes
From the supply cabinet.

OPEN SEASON
‘Tis the season to get insured
For any reason, no matter
How awful you’re already sneezin’.
And in hell there is no way
You’re making a copay –
Your deductible’s zero percent.
For each nickel they waive
Is a penny you save
Is a taxpayer dollar well spent.