Yo Mama Jokes for the Age of Internet Espionage

“Yo mama so ugly not even the NSA would spy on her.”

“Yo mama so fat she sat on her cell phone and four NSA analysts popped out.”

“Yo mama so fat when she leaked state secrets she had to seek asylum in Bolivia, Ecuador, AND Venezuela.”

Bonus Haiku

“Yo mama so fat /
That when she sat in the House /
She broke the Senate.”

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