El Bureaugato Knows How to Speak Aerially Posted on April 6, 2014 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato knows how to speak aerially.
El Bureaugato Puts Something on the Calendar Posted on March 29, 2014 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato knows how to put the onus on the other party.
El Bureaugato Knows We’re All on the Same Team Posted on March 16, 2014 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “At the end of the day we’re all on the same team.”
El Bureaugato Knows How to End Early Posted on January 26, 2014 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “Looks like you get back 3 minutes of your time.”
El Bureaugato Knows How to Tread Lightly Posted on January 10, 2014 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “We’re not trying to step on anyone’s toes here.”
El Bureaugato Mixes Metaphors Posted on December 26, 2013 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “Let’s drill down and take a deeper dive.”
Not Even El Bureaugato Knows What This One Means Posted on December 4, 2013 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “What do we have coming down the pike?”
El Bureaugato Tosses Around a Baseball Metaphor Posted on November 21, 2013 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “I just wanted to check in and touch base.”
El Bureaugato Pretends He’s Ever Read a Book Posted on November 7, 2013 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “Let’s make sure we’re on the same page.”
El Bureaugato Uses a Hokey Analogy Posted on October 22, 2013 by Bureaucrat in Chief El Bureaugato says, “Let’s take a belt and suspenders approach.”