King Kong is overthrown in cold blood! The United States is after Carmen Sandiego! Someone actually gets a job out of an informational interview! Plus updated yo mama jokes for the internet espionage age. It must be a brand new edition of the Washington Bureaucrat. Read the new issue here in fully digital form.
Category Archives: The Bureaucrat
New Edition of the Bureaucrat!
Hey, look! It’s a brand new edition of the Bureaucrat! Surprise! Although if you’re the NSA you probably already knew all about it. And if you’re the AP someone probably already leaked it to you. And if you’re the IRS, the butler’s probably already delivered your copy to the presidential suite. Read it here.
April 1st Edition of the Bureaucrat!
April Fools, America! In honor of the humorless bureaucrats out there most weekdays doing their best to serve the public, this edition of the Bureaucrat is strictly satire free. Read it here if you want genuine, 100% irony free news about your government.
Look! It’s the Mar. Ed. of the Bureaucrat!
Surpl! Surpl! Read all about it! The Mar. ed. of the Wash. Bur. is here. Now with 5% less content thanks to sequestration. Meh, that’s probably the part you used to just skim anyway. Read the new edition.
New Edition of the Bureaucrat!
Hello again to those of you who weren’t automatically cut over New Years! As a reward for surviving (for now) the sequestration showdown here’s an all new edition of the huashengdun guanliao. Oh no, was that in Chinese? Time to change all our passwords.
New Edition of the Bureaucrat!
Surplus! Surplus! Electronically read all about it! Our old friend the Bureaucrat is back with a new edition thanks to a fresh supply of pens and paper clips. Read it here.
New Edition of the Bureaucrat!
Surplus! Surplus! Electronically read all about it! The Bureaucrat re-re-re-returns, completing its second term of four issues. Read it here before someone proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent a third volume.
New Edition of the Bureaucrat!
What better way to spend the time while eating lunch at your desk than perusing an all new edition of the Bureaucrat. Now printed on 100% post-consumer pixels! Read the new issue here.
New Edition of the Bureaucrat 2.1
Surplus! Surplus! Read all about it! The Bureaucrat is back with a new issue. This one is sure to be an investment of your time that pays off. If, that is, you can hang on to your appetite for hilarity. Read the new issue.
Bureaucrat 2.0 Launched
Surplus! Surplus! Read all about it! The Washington Bureaucrat is back from spring recess with a supremely all new edition. What are you waiting for? Read the new issue.